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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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