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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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