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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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