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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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