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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Excuse
Friendship
Afraid
Men
Ruining
Polite
Rejection

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