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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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