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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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