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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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