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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product it's not so much about the theme of the show.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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