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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product it's not so much about the theme of the show.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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