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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Don't waste the pretty
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product it's not so much about the theme of the show.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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