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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Find
Things
Love
People
Remarkable

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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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