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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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