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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Remarkable
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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