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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Always be classy. Never be crazy.
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