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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Ultimately
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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