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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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Don't waste the pretty
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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