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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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