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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Easily
Forgotten

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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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