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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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