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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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Always be classy. Never be crazy.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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