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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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