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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Guy
Forget
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Life

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