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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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