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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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