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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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