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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

Greg Behrendt

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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