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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

Greg Behrendt

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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