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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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