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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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