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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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San Francisco County
California
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