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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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