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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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San Francisco County
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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