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Always be classy. Never be crazy.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Classy
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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Don't waste the pretty
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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