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Always be classy. Never be crazy.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Classy
Crazy
Always
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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