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Always be classy. Never be crazy.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Classy
Crazy
Always
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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