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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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