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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Dating
Bored
Misery

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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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