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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Dating
Bored
Misery

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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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