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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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