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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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Don't waste the pretty
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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