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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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