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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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