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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Pretty

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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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