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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Waste
Pretty

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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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