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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product it's not so much about the theme of the show.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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