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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Waste
Pretty

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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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