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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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