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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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