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Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Graham Norton

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Graham Norton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: April 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Journalist
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Television Presenter
Graham William Walker
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