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We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Graham Chapman
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Graham Chapman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1941
Born: January 8
Died: 1989
Died: October 4
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Graham Arthur Chapman
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When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.
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In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.
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When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.
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WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?
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Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.
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One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
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Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
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Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
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I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
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One, two, ... five! Three, my lord.
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Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
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It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
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You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.
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I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time...
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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
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I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
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