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Graham Chapman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1941
Born: January 8
Died: 1989
Died: October 4
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More quotes by Graham Chapman
We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!
Graham Chapman
McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time...
Graham Chapman
My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
Graham Chapman
Tis but a scratch! A scratch? Your arm's off! No it isn't. Then what's that? Oh come on, pansy!
Graham Chapman
One, two, ... five! Three, my lord.
Graham Chapman
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
Graham Chapman
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
Graham Chapman
At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before.
Graham Chapman
When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.
Graham Chapman
Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!
Graham Chapman
Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
Graham Chapman
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
Graham Chapman
Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.
Graham Chapman
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
Graham Chapman
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
Graham Chapman
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Graham Chapman
Camelot is a silly place.
Graham Chapman
I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
Graham Chapman
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
Graham Chapman
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Graham Chapman
