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My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.

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Graham Chapman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1941
Born: January 8
Died: 1989
Died: October 4
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Graham Arthur Chapman
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Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
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I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
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When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.
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In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.
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We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!
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