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My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.

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Graham Chapman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1941
Born: January 8
Died: 1989
Died: October 4
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Graham Arthur Chapman
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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
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We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
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McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time...
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I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
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WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?
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Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
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This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
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One, two, ... five! Three, my lord.
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It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
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At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before.
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I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
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Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
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When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.
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Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!
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One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
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We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
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Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.
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