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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Graham Chapman
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Graham Chapman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1941
Born: January 8
Died: 1989
Died: October 4
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I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
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One, two, ... five! Three, my lord.
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