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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Graham Chapman

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Graham Chapman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1941
Born: January 8
Died: 1989
Died: October 4
Actor
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Comedian
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Leicester
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Gray Chapman
Graham Arthur Chapman
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We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
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