Quote

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

Gracie Allen

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Gracie Allen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1895
Born: July 26
Died: 1964
Died: August 27
Actor
Comedienne
Dancer
Film Actor
Singer
Stage Actor
San Francisco County
California
Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen
Grace Allen
Car
Streets
Parked
Break
Funniest
Running
Forgot
Left
Hill
Thing
Breaks
Hills
Street

More quotes by Gracie Allen

Image
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
Gracie Allen
Image
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
Gracie Allen
Image
When you learn to make everybody happy, you will possess the golden secret of how to milk the contented voters. But do it in such a way that they won't think you want them to vote for you just because you need the money. They need the money, and besides, they can think up other reasons if they try.
Gracie Allen
Image
It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.
Gracie Allen
Image
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
Gracie Allen
Image
Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.
Gracie Allen
Image
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
Gracie Allen
Image
You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.
Gracie Allen
Image
Gracie: Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones. Blanche Morton: Nina Jones? Gracie: I've never heard of her either, because she gave up.
Gracie Allen
Image
I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don't know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I'm waiting for the returns to come in.
Gracie Allen
Image
Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.
Gracie Allen
Image
I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.
Gracie Allen
Image
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie Allen
Image
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
Gracie Allen
Image
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.
Gracie Allen
Image
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
Gracie Allen
Image
The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.
Gracie Allen
Image
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
Gracie Allen
Image
I'm having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there's no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you'll have no use for after you're elected.
Gracie Allen
Image
It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler Beaver! it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
Gracie Allen