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I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

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Gracie Allen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1895
Born: July 26
Died: 1964
Died: August 27
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San Francisco County
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Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen
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