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The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
Gracie Allen
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Gracie Allen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1895
Born: July 26
Died: 1964
Died: August 27
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Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen
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When you learn to make everybody happy, you will possess the golden secret of how to milk the contented voters. But do it in such a way that they won't think you want them to vote for you just because you need the money. They need the money, and besides, they can think up other reasons if they try.
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My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
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You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
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I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.
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The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.
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I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
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It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler Beaver! it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
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It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.
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This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
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Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.
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A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
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They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
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Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
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All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
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When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
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Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.
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Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
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I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.
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Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
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