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I am not a model the camera just went off by itself
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I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.
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I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny you don't have to be an idiot.
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Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?
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I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.
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I can always create new material. That's something I can control.
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That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.
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When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
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The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!
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Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!
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Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.
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I'm forever a part of pop culture.
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My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?
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I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.
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Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!
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I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.
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Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.
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The X-Games - I watch that I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.
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I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.
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If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.
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