In biblical times, I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling pucks at my head.

Well, I've got something to tell you, In my last life I was a Spanish Count and one of the things I loved to do when I was a count in Spain was take all the commoners, line them up against a wall and throw rocks at them, being a professional hockey goalie is punishment for my bad habits in past lives.

Quit while there is still time - at about 12 or 13 years of age!